Silly Stuff

In order to make sure that no atheists are in any way offended or disposed to feel that they are being forced to participate in religion of any kind, and given that we are not allowed to have any governmental entity promoting any religion, especially a Christian religion, I am proposing a couple of changes to the alphabet. I don’t have this completely worked out yet, but that never stopped the PC crowd, or the militant atheists!

My proposal is this … Remove the lower case ‘t’ and the plus (+) sign from the alphabet. I will sTarT ThaT now. Since we, as good PC people, don’T care abouT consequences or personal responsibiliTy for anyThing, we don’t really need to replace Those symbols with anyThing, but iT would be easier To read Things if There was sTill a “T” of some sorT. As you can easily see, The “T” is used quiTe ofTen in The English language. The plus sign can jusT be eliminaTed. ThaT will make everyThing negaTive, buT The PC crowd and The miliTant aTheisTs are negaTive abouT everyThing anyway. By The way, in case you were wondering, iT is really hard To Type This, buT I Think we can all geT used To iT. We really wanT To avoid any possibiliTy of offending anyone!

I really Think This is crucial. I beT I could geT This passed by The California legislaTure preTTy easily. The public schools are all governmenT agencies, and They are Teaching Those horrible, despicable, Terrible symbols To our precious children. One can only wonder how much damage These symbols may have caused To Their fragile psyches.

Of course, accounTing and oTher maThemaTical jobs and funcTions will have To come up wiTh anoTher way To add, buT maybe we could sTop paying Taxes for a while, since all of our incomes would be negaTive. This could solve a loT of social problems! JusT Think of all Those regressive Taxes we will avoid. ThaT gives me an idea! If The rich people don’T pay Taxes because They have so many deducTions ThaT Their income is negaTive, wiTh This new sysTem, They would have To pay, because Two negaTives equal a posiTive. Now nobody buT people whose income is less than $0 would have To pay income Tax!!! Eureka! ThaT is The SoluTion To how to replace The plus sign. JusT use Two minus signs!!!!

Have a greaT day, everyone!